Nothing can make a kitchen remodel less stressful than a little humor. It can be nice to keep the kitchen remodeling project on the lighter side. This will help ease tension and make the whole project a little less grinding for everyone. So here are some great humorous takes on kitchen remodeling.
To begin with your kitchen remodeling project is not a project that can be taken lightly. You have to approach it with diligence and dedication. There are some things you must do. You must do your remodeling project in a kitchen. The kitchen must be your own kitchen. You should also consider only working in daylight hours so you do not end up working around the clock, which can be dangerous, not to mention it is not that healthy. Finally, it is best to avoid doing a remodeling project during a disaster like a hurricane, tornado or flood.
You should also have a good plan. You should consider allowing yourself some creative thought. Perhaps a few stiff drinks can help in getting the process underway. In fact, there really is no better place to do your kitchen remodeling plans than at the good old bar. Besides being able to complete your plans in a comfortable spot, you will also be privy to the many tales other bar goers are sure to tell. This can really be some invaluable knowledge.
Once you have your plan you should assemble your tools. It is important to make sure you have everything you need before getting started. You should probably try to borrow as many tools as you can, since somehow many end up broken in the whole process. Besides, other people can afford much better tools. You will also need plenty of tarps, beer, something to provide background noise, like a television or radio, a telephone be sure it works, not a cell phone with no signal, you want to be able to be able to reach 911, at least ten friends who promise to help, but that you know may not actually show up hence the reason for the beer, it is motivation.
To get started you will want to spread out your plans and gather your friends around. You will assign everyone a project. If anyone asks questions simply nod and say uh-huh. Make sure you always look busy, which can be accomplished by standing over the plans with a look on your face that says you are thinking.